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empty-string:

Only Goat Simulator has the ladies fallin’ over me like

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I’m laughing really hard oh my god.

My gay Christian friend texted me because apparently some other guy in his youth group found out about his boyfriend and was being really confrontational about it so my friend started talking about LGBT stuff and the bible and the first text I get was

"Mal I think I recruited a gay but I don’t want my youth group to be mad at me help."

Then about half an hour later

"I explained transgender and what I know about sex dysphoria and apparently that’s how they feel. I’m going to pretend I’m sick so I can leave."

I feel so bad for my friend oh my god what an awkward situation.

4 minutes ago

The Scenes have found me…

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rollingston-e:

frazerross:

 

Wake skating the eighth wonder of the world.

AMAZING

this is in ifugao, philippines ayyyy

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surfandhangloose:

bc holy shit the sky is beautiful

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"You look like the type that’s in need of a daddy."
To be honest I’m in need of a fake ID and a modeling agent but I mean if you got money.

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grayeyes-brightskies:

WHY IS EATING SUCH A CHORE OH MY GOD NO I DON’T WANT TO FINISH MY BREAKFAST.

2 pieces of fruit down, 1 to go.
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WHY IS EATING SUCH A CHORE OH MY GOD NO I DON’T WANT TO FINISH MY BREAKFAST.

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